FOOTBALL-isms – Football Related Chat That Has Made Me Laugh

I went to buy some crisps from the corner shop and a reasonably well-to-do gentleman and his polite looking wife asked me for directions. He was very upset and somehow we started talking about tonight’s football match.

Passive aggressive rage

They travelled all the way from Hong Kong so he could catch two (2) Chelsea matches this week.

He was livid.

Tonight’s final score was 0-0 (Chelsea v. Man City)
He blames it all on Arsenal.
Why/how?! Interesting flawed logic that is…

He spent 10 mins explaining to me about how he used to be a loyal arsenal supporter, and Arsenal coach “Wenger ruined everything.”:

  1. Wenger is cheap.
  2. Wenger is French.
  3. Wenger only cares about making money.
  4. Essentially the management sucks.
  5. Wenger would only invest 2 mil when the keeper asked for 5 mil.
  6. Wenger only spends as little as possible.

He wrote to Wenger direct with his complaints, which were ignored, and as a result he abandoned arsenal and ran to support Chelsea, a team that spends lots and lots of dosh on keepers! And he now regrets having to jump ship all because of.. you guessed it, Wenger.

I asked him to forward his abusive email to Wenger, and he did (see below).
Pay attention to the hilarious subject line: Wenger – What are you doing
Surely any true Chelsea fan knows to blame Torres?!Image
Enjoy!

Dear YiP,

Thank you for your recent e-mail and for taking the time to provide your transfer suggestions. Your comments are greatly appreciated.

Kind regards,

Communications Department

Arsenal Football Club

Arsenal Football Club is proud that Emirates Stadium is a candidate host stadium comprising part of England’s 2018 FIFA World Cup™ bid.
Show your support by backing the bid at http://www.england2018bid.com  or text England to 62018

Arsenal Football Club PLC. Registered in England and Wales. Registration No 109244. Registered Office: Highbury House, 75 Drayton Park, London N5 1BU

From: Mr. YIP
Sent: 10 August 2010 04:40
To: Communications
Subject: Wenger – what are you doing

DEAR WENGER

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, I AM YOUR FAN FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS, WHY NOT SIGN A GOOD YOUNG KEEPER, IN THE LAST 3-4 SEASONS, IF YOU HAD A GOOD KEEPER, ARSENAL AL LEAST CAN PICK UP 10 EXTRA POINTS AND WIN THE LEAGUE.   SPEND SOME MONEY PLEASE. YOU NEED A GOOD KEEPER.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR THE GOOD NEWS.

YOUR FAN

YP
Director

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